A little blue man with a rounded blue belly once told me all his woes. He told me that he never rose higher than fetching coins tossed toward a scattered highway basket, where, skirting traffic, he was mocked by other toll-takers safely protected in their metal and glass booths. He claimed to be a hero picking skilletfuls of quarters, nickels, and dimes from the speeding pavement. He told me how a fever killed his sense of smell and wartime cost his hair. Proud though he was to practice fencing with a gentleman whose occupation as a famed ophthalmologist made him feel quick and tall, he was never a guest in that same man’s college drinking club, just a block from Grand Central. He filled me in on the deaths of guppies in his fish tank, boiled alive by accident by a faulty water heater, as a child. And he promptly told me of broken women whom he aptly diagnosed, turning the pages of psychiatric classifications, from a borrowed DSM-5. I felt bad and let him touch me a little bit, and worse to let him go.
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Bizarre yet strangely compelling. 🙂
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A little bit, thanks. Got to be able to switch it around a bit, too. 😉
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Ha! You needn’t worry about that!! You’ve got your formula down pat, I must say 😀
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The day I really ever have a formula, I’ll have to work in the Gerber baby food bottling factory, which, I admit, is a sort of lifelong fantasy—
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I must admit that I hesitated when I wrote “formula” down, because thinking about it a bit more, I should have written — myriad of fantastical brew! Haha. Yes, that’s more you. 🙂
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Prolly, more the Macbeth cauldron type to the ad infinitum of history’s horror in a zipped up circus tent, yeah.
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Wow! That’s amazing — you are quick. I must get me to a nunnery before I swoon all over your blog’s carpet!
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Uh, you’ve read no doubt my Hamlet Sparknotes post, no doubt the stars, etc.? Besides, didn’t you promise to show up Wednesday about a month or two ago..
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Of course I read it! Lol. We’ll continue this conversation at a later time. I will visit someday even if I don’t visit at all 🙂
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my foolish mistake!
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I deactivated my Facebook account — just letting you know, because I did like your page. I’m not a Facebook kind of person, I guess 😦
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My first and last friend. ;(
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Oh, you’ll find someone else… then I’ll be tortured with jealousy! 😀
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Not to worry. You yourself have already been the source and cause of that: your place in absentia is secure.
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Haha! God, reading that makes me giddy! Ah, you are so much fun. Thank you, Egbert… I shall sleep well tonight. ❤
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Yes, do, in whichever time zone you slumber on.
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